which big box chain store(s) should i learn to push carts at?

i live in a fucking swamp

just put in an app dp, one step at a time

lol theres no opportunity left in this country, weve got an organic chemist pushing carts and bagging groceries lol HELP ME lol

its time to go breaking bad...

the world's only organic chemist with no education

if that's our metric might as well call myself an astronaut, I read a book about mars once why not

i am the president of my underwear drawer

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i am the president of my underwear drawer

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youre the dictator of youre children, you make them sad

im a chicken expert,

Dollar general is the way to go

you're saying that's better than walgreens?! fuck you

did you know the soil on mars is red because of iron oxide (that's rust for you non-atronauts out there)

there aren't actually any martians on mars but that doesn't mean there never were!

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there aren't actually any martians on mars but that doesn't mean there never were!

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oh yeah and i pretended i came here for confidential reasons.

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plug drugs is going to be an alchemist without chemical knowledge

did you know that mars is named after a greek god? I did because I'm an astronaut.

The planet names are derived from Roman and Greek mythology

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The planet names are derived from Roman and Greek mythology

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I didn't realize we had another astronaut itf. did you know that mars has an atmosphere but it's very thin as opposed to venus which has an extremely thick atmosphere?

I knew that, because I'm an astronaut.

i'm also a theoretical physicst

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i'm also a theoretical physicst

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certification?

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certification?

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wikipedia university class of 2012

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wikipedia university class of 2012

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I just read the wikipedia page about skrillex so I now have a doctorate in dubstep history. for instance I know that skrillex is not the only dubstep performer, there's actually another guy named deadmouse too.

lisa's school of hard knocks,

when the song stops being clips of classical or disco or whatever and the bass kicks in and all of a sudden it sounds like a modem connecting that is called the "drop".

dubstep fans love the "drop" they almost always ejaculate

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lol theres no opportunity left in this country, weve got an organic chemist pushing carts and bagging groceries lol HELP ME lol

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yeah and we got an astronaut working as a groundskeeper, its just not right

goddamn it, how many astronauts do we have working deadend jobs in this country? thanks obama