system.out.println("Hello Pants shitting retard");

:nigsup:

that's not cobal tim

:supaburn:

Code:

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.MODEL SMALL
 .STACK 100H
 .DATA
    STRING_1  DB  'Hello Pants$'
    STRING_2  DB  'shitting retard$'
 .CODE
  MAIN PROC
    MOV AX, @DATA
    MOV DS, AX
    LEA DX, STRING_1
    MOV AH, 9           
    INT 21H
    MOV AH, 2
    MOV DL, 0DH
    INT 21H
    MOV DL, 0AH
    INT 21H
    LEA DX, STRING_2
    MOV AH, 9
    INT 21H
    MOV AH, 4CH
    INT 21H
  MAIN ENDP
 END MAIN

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