one of my lisa fantasies =3

days go by, and not one lisa post,, days turn into weeks,, and still not a single lisa post,,, weeks turn into months,,, lisa has not posted in months! months turn into years,, once and a while jevoah josh will remind rootbeer than he fell in love with that lisa lady u used to post here so many years ago,, but she stopped posting here, and that's my fantasy, for lisa to not post here anymore,

My fantasy is to go to my own funeral :3

fake your own death it would not be that hard, say u killed yourself and threw yourself off a bridge, you are really sad and nobody would even think a second thought,

If dp told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

I jump off bridges all the time, but im so small its difficult to build up momentum.

I really dislike rootbeer

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I jump off bridges all the time, but im so small its difficult to build up momentum.

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all objects on earth begin falling at 9.8 m/s regardless of mass

cag's pixie like molecular structure, does not adhere to the earth's gravity

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Originally Posted by Moonman

all objects on earth begin falling at 9.8 m/s regardless of mass

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Ur wrong. G is an acceleration with units meter per second squared. It is not a velocity and falling initialnspeed would depend on whether you just walked off a bridge or jumped etc.

If u just dropped a ball from a plane its initial velocity would be 0 in y and the planes velocity in x God damn ur so wtupid

what if you dropped a plane from a ball instead then what faggot fucking then what checkmate atheists

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Ur wrong. G is an acceleration with units meter per second squared. It is not a velocity and falling initialnspeed would depend on whether you just walked off a bridge or jumped etc.

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that's why i said begins falling at 9.8 m/s

and i didnt want to look for the alt code for ^2, jeeze, way to pull a plug drugs doli

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Ur wrong. G is an acceleration with units meter per second squared. It is not a velocity and falling initialnspeed would depend on whether you just walked off a bridge or jumped etc.

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he also ignored wind resistance and about a hundred other factors that would affect your acceleration. apparently in plug drugs universe his fat ass and cag's troll doll body have the same terminal velocity.

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Originally Posted by Moonman

and i didnt want to look for the alt code for ^2, jeeze, way to pull a plug drugs doli

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it's shift+6 numbnuts

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Originally Posted by jon

what if you dropped a plane from a ball instead then what faggot fucking then what checkmate atheists

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that ball's name? mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

actually you guys are both dumbshits thats newtonian gravity lmfao, so primitive, this is how gravity works:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/b/3...dcf1ff087e.png

lmao plebs

going to come in here and try to beat me at my own game of sounding smart, futile

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Originally Posted by Moonman

Watch this guys I'm going to back up my overly simplified 8th grade science class understanding of physics with a jpg I found on wikipedia. you are so owned.

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you can pretend like i didnt know the difference between 9.8m/s and 9.8m/s^2 if it helps quench your desire to feel smarter than me at something, u can own me to get dem good feelies in ur tummy
we can take turns ownin each other n both get to feel good! tee hee

9.8m/s or 9.8m/s^2 doesn't fucking matter because cag is not going to jump off a bridge in a vacuum numbnuts

cag, i need you to find the neartest bridge,, and and bring a stop watch and a bowling ball

the difference in falling time between two humans due to air resistance is going to be minute or lacking entirely

Dp's thread ruined by plug drugs

a larger person may have more mass, but also more surface area. Two different people of different masses are more or less going to hit the ground at the same time

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Originally Posted by Moonman

mr razkowski, my 6th grade science teacher, told me that a bowling ball and a feather will hit the ground at the same time. ARE YOU ARGUING WITH SCIENCE??

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here's a picture from wikipedia to show you how fucking owned you are

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Calabi-Yau.PNG

even accounting for air resistance blah blah blah all the shit you brought up i'm still right, dont know why youre biting on the hook so hard i clearly made that post just to piss cag off

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Originally Posted by Moonman

a larger person may have more mass, but also more surface area. Two different people of different masses are more or less going to hit the ground at the same time

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:doom: