dp is a marine biologist

ask about sea life itt, be patient he is a busy man

i am a cheap man who buys boat hoists in the offseason and frezzes my ass off on the high seas

Oooh so random. He restores arcades he finds at the bottom of the ocean

u will never ride on my watercrafts cag,, wait till i get a submarine u will be begging me for a ride

dp what kind of fish was nemo, and what was he trying to find?

I am absolutetely terrified of the deep that's okay I don't want bubbles in my brain and there are giant squid... Oh god and oar fish. One just washed up near Catalina. That stuff scares the bajeezes out of me.

lol i am on the lake right now, i should not be out here at all, u should not be on lake ontario past october ever,,, i am asking to die cag,,,but i'm saving like 600 bucks,,, because nobody else is stupid enough to move a huge hoist during the last week in octobor,,

The old man and the sea by Ernest hemingway

im restoring an old boat computer in paraguay right now

I'm restoring arcades and watching Tim Tebow scoring homeruns on the world series

I go swimming this time of yeyar

is your favorite ep of seinfeld the one where george pretends to be a marine biologist?

the submarine will be controlled with a dig dug cabinet

just restored an old boat arcade game so i can play games on a boat

dp's boat is an old arcade cabinet

*toot toot*
dp's magical arcard boat lets off some steam in the distance

the steam is pixels

oh no where taking on water I have to soldier this flux capacitor !!!!!!

quick try up down up down ababab left right left right

*dp's boat enters Warp SPeed*

*beep boop beep boop old arcade noises can be heard throughout the entire pacific*

*wreck-it ralpha appears from the depths*

release the kraken

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they say if you put your ear to the wind on a calm night, you can still hear his arcade machines beeping away

lmao

:brian: "CONFOUNDED MACHINE!!!!"

I bet dandada wants to ride on that beep boop

Please insert another quarter to raise sail

coin operated boat