i know a few things already so if you could just fill in the blanks it would be really helpful
1pm penguin island time,,, roll out of bed(that has a 200 dollar pillow)
1:02 pm penguin island time,, check rubynet, call a bunch of people fucktards
1:45 pm penguin island time,, smoke 20 joints/drink 10 cups of tea,
here is where i get lost what happens next???
shoe on head practice
push cat's right eye back in place
look out a window, but find no reason to leave house
5am wake up and drink 10 Irish coffees
530am cook blueberry pnacakes and poor some mimosa
6am pass the fuck back out
3pm wake back up and drink another Irish coffee and fix lunch
4pm post on rubynet
5pm HAPPY HOUR HOORAY!!!!! 2 dollar tallboys and shitty hamburgers at Tahoe joes
the saddest part is, tihs isnt even ironic,,,,Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
your living the dream for all of us cag
you need protien cag, how are you gonna make gains on blueberry pancakes and liquor?
I'm the healthiest I've ever been in my life, you don't know shit Rootybeer
its all that pole climbing, mad cardio
She has to find time to use that freaky dildo she bought
just woke up time to crack open a beer
Add killing yourself to your to do list ya loser
thats not very nice
I think you should focus all your attention on cat avatar guy since you dumped lisa
but who i really want is you jj
I'm going to murder JJ and Pluggy. They can die together
fuck off you losers.
Then focus all your attention on me and I will succeed where lisa failed
hey gurl, you want some fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
i think im bein made fun of but not really sure, i think jay jay is saying "i will get you to commit suicide" and rootbeer is mocking how i would approah him
Add him to your ignore list since he came between you and lisa
no he didnt the drugs had worn off at that point and i could see clearly again and didnt care anymore
If it wasn't for rooty you could be getting high and laying in piles of garbage and cat shit fucking the woman of your dreams
too bad rootbeer is a skyscaper of a man and u can't do anything about him stealing your dreams away from youQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
he stole the lady of your dreams,,, u gonna fight him,,, for lisa's heart
im gonna blow up jj's pussy
pfft like me and rootbeer could possibly be enemies irl, we'd fist bump and tag team that shit
rootbeer hates you as much as anyone else he's just too nice to say itQuote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
i dont hate him, but i dont want to have a 3 way either :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
lol
Meet at the tip