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Hey all. Just put a few k in my IRA. Thoughts?

not old enough to know what that is

Heyyyyyyyyyy my nigga. JJust got done with htat mutual fund investment yall :eek:

Hrm... I dont know. Your pension doesnt seem to cover health insurance, which is obviously a big problem going into middle age... ideas, YTMNSFWers?

Nice dude, 401k's are cool.

my ira has like $500 in it I'm not very good at planning for my financial future

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invest monney everyday

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i'm not going to put my money in a 401k, i dont wan't to get screwed out of it by the jew corporations
i'll stick with putting my savings in the shoebox under my bed thank you.

no matter what retirement plan you use you'll get screwed out of it by the government whether by forcefully taking your account and replacing it with guaranteed fixed interest government bonds or just plain old direct monetary inflation

retirement is a sham and the only way to live comfortably is to own or at least operate a small business

I am already retired from real life, my plan is to post on gay nigger dick forums until I die

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Originally Posted by Cody

Buy solid stock, don't gamble on long odds. Buy when it's low and sell when it hits about 15% increase on what you paid for it, and reinvest 50% of that profit into another solid stock that is low at the time.

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Im invested in a stock right now thats literally made me 106% of my money lol

Your advice is terrible bitch. I am the King

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Originally Posted by jon

no matter what retirement plan you use you'll get screwed out of it by the government whether by forcefully taking your account and replacing it with guaranteed fixed interest government bonds or just plain old direct monetary inflation

retirement is a sham and the only way to live comfortably is to own or at least operate a small business

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