I'm going to chug 9 beers, maybe walk to mcdonalds later, maybe jerk off to some pornhub,
good times :cool:
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I'm going to chug 9 beers, maybe walk to mcdonalds later, maybe jerk off to some pornhub,
good times :cool:
:cool:
going to upload text files to my calculator so i can cheat on my exam tomorrow
kill myysefl bcause i have 2 test tmrw and im going to fail
AVATARS ARE BORKNN
is that why no doctor actually knows what he's talking about aside from what he heard in medical journals?Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
i'm going to have to remember next month that its test season and i'll be able to make a shitload
I'm having trouble with a script I'm writing, I wish jon still posted regularly.
sounds like you need some Super-Geek Power Fuel
the going rate is $20 a pop
i have to wait at least an hour after bar close or else the cops are 280% more likely to stop and ask what i'm doing stumbling down the town's main drag at 2 in the morning
on second thought, one of my friends might be working at mcdonalds right now, i'm gonna go shoot the shit with them
I'm going to the movies tomorrow but I am already getting tired so I have to stay awake all day so I'll be up for that tomorrow so I am going to post on gay nigger dick forums, play modern warfare 3, have a bath and watch buffy and angel DVDs to keep me up
I have to make sure to avoid stomple posts so I dont get instantly sent to sleep
mcdonalds doesnt have a 24/7 lobby here anymore...
the 1 extra employee it takes to run the lobby is now no longer beneficial over the drunk people coming and buying mcdonalds at 3 am
not much except go to a late night doctor to find out if i have either a kidney infection or prostate cancer (good times...)
is it gonna be a sexy female doctor who has to finger your bum?
if needed i fucking hope so! hopefully it's just a kidney infection so i can clear it with antibiotics :-/
here's hoping your arse is in proper order since we all know how much you love bum fun
here's hoping my cock doesn't fall off D-: