just wondering if i'm the only one, happens to me pretty much every night with different girls
Printable View
just wondering if i'm the only one, happens to me pretty much every night with different girls
did anyone else spend all last night have lots of sex
i've been in crazier orgies than you could possibly imagineQuote:
Originally Posted by hiroshima
i'd show you vids but we all promised not to share them ever, ever
when i read this post i giggled a little then said "faggot" under my breathQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
:n:
barry you are too much of an aspergered bitch and whenever you meet a girl it only takes maybe 45 minutes before you start spilling out all your problems and life's story and scare her offQuote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
trick to getting laid: ask a question about their life then nod repeatedly feigning interest as they talk shit until they're ripping your clothes off
you need to be a good looking cunt like me as well (just saying)
for the less good looking, just walk around like you've got a pair
there's a fine line between confidence & arrogance but master that & you're all set
:swag:
Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.
sike I haven't touched a (qualifying) female in 2-3 years. I don't even j/o but 1-2x a month.
i slept with loads of chicks in my twenties but i hit 30 & calmed down a lot only slept with *counts* 4 in total since then 3 separately 1 was in a threesome so it's more like 3 women i suppose as 1 was just an "addition"
i doubt it, i'm really attractive for being addicted to the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
here is a picture of me hanging out with lil b and a baby deer, ya i got it like that
http://i.imgur.com/jmXPB.jpg
lol "addition", makes me picture some fat/ugly chick who you didn't stick it in but she sucked your dick or jerked you off or played with your balls while you were transitioning between positions with one of the two good looking onesQuote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
wait, you mean like a foursome right?
i suppose it would be hard to let a chubby tag along on a threesome but then deny her vagina intercourse... especially when she starts to break down crying or something "its because i'm ugly isn't it"
pussy doesnt have a face
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by terror baby
hiroshima= whack ass poster no one knows
plug drugs you couldn't keep up with pushing carts at wal-mart i can't image you actually having sex
im clays friend
you've never actually pushed carts your opinion doesnt mean shit to me,Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
i managed perfectly fine for 3 months, i just didnt want to work in that shithole anymore, can you blame me?
but yeah fuck you etc etc i'd kick your ass blah blah pathetic weakling
pushing carts is ez i did it in high school
btw the chick in your signature matches up perfectly to the beat of alice in chains - no excusesQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
you didnt do it by yourself on black fridayQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
or in your case, no other option besides abstinence
check me out using the multi-quote feature itt! anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
first girl (since turning 30) was the old missus was with her for about 12 years until recentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
second was an ex went out for a drink fucked like rabbits had a good time (she's a great girl & good friend)
third was my new missus (yeah i keep posting photos & talking about her but she's awesome okay)
fourth was when me & new missus was out drinking ended up with 2 chicks in their flat snorting coke & drinking booze one of the girls fucked off the other ended up fucking me & my missus (she wasn't bad looking but nothing really special) it was fun i suppose
:walloftext:
anyone who cant read 5 lines needs ritaline