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Forever thankful fam
most thankful for my fam <3
Things i'm thankful for this Thursday:
aforementionedfam
having free time to gaze longingly into Maha's star-lit eyes
im thankful for holidays only lasting one day
I'm thankful for my amazing singing voice
I'm thankful for people wishing my happy thanksgiving so I can laugh at dumb americans
I'm thankful ruby can afford all the things I'm gonna put in his ass from baddragon
I'm thankful rooty doesn't post as much because he's a faggot who fell in love with an autistic australian woman
im not thankful until jihad josh stars being my friend again. be my buddy
No I don't like persons lying to me like stevey did
God damnit don't be so fucking difficult.
im getting really pissed off.
have a drink Cag. chill.
Did you have a nice thanksgivingQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
headed to the my folks at 5 so I haven't really had my thanksgiving yet, then im gonna ask them for money becauce I'm awesome
ask for me too
show them my thanksgiving instagram video
Hope you had a nice day steveyos666
Actually Thanksgiving is not all just turkey and pumpkin pie.
In 1492 Columbus fled the communist state of England with hold full of slaves and turkeys on the Mayflower. They were a sea for many moons and in 1620 crashed and burned on Plymouth's rock where they grew tobacco, cotton, and killed Indians for sport.
They had a bad winter and the Indians and the pilgrims had a war with Canada, many turkeys were killed in the war so as not to let them go to waste they saved them all up and ate them on the 4th Thursday in November, or 11 moons as the natives called it.
Pumpkin pie was a mistake, when Dolly Madison left a pumpkin on the wood stove too long it got soft and fell into a pan with some bread rising. Old Dolly was not one to let things go to waste, she told her old man to shut his drunken pie hole and fucking eat it or she would murder him in his sleep.
Turns out that it was rather tasty. How ever that thieving twat Betty Crocker gets all the credit for inventing the pumpkin pie.
I did ty
I'm getting so sick of those faggot michael bolton honda commercials
Damn I wish I had one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
Michael Bolton or a honda?Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopalew
I do not accept the F word as your name What in the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
poopalew was never funny
You 2 have a lot in common then
rootbeer gave lisa his only funny gimmick to ruin, rip rooty's only funny posts