i won't buy u diamonds Lisa, but what i will do is emotionally abuse you just like you like it baby,,,
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i won't buy u diamonds Lisa, but what i will do is emotionally abuse you just like you like it baby,,,
i would only go near lisa if two of the following things werew true:
1. lisa got on birth control
2. i already had herpes
until then... gonna keep banging 18 year olds...
hell i might even make this 18 year old steaming hot italian chick at my work date me... shes so much hotter than lisa its not funny... and by hot i mean shes out of my league hot.. but shes like 5 years younger than me and maybe i can trick her into liking me... by a bad reaosn,...(shes hotter than lisa by a million times the time that has passed eternity)
whats she doing working in a box factory
lulz, tihs is soam epic shit i hope m0nde gets invites 2 teh weding!
lawnmower manQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
Leave lisa alone, it can't be easy for her dealing with that crybaby faggot rooty begging her for attention 24/7
lisa if i was stupid enough to fly to penguin island to get std's from you, i would not be begging you to come back to my frozen swamp hut while i cried to a bunch of people on the interent who hate the fuck outta me for being a huge faggot, i would have allready stolen your inftabable bathtub, became best friends with your hot gay brother and we would have stabbed your tires on your shitty 50 dollor car,, and "lost your cat" (i would have killed your cat lisa, i would have put it out of it's retarded misery it would be a kindness)
I'd buy rootbeer a steam game if he stole lisa's cat
he needs to hurry and do it before the christmas sale is over though
rootbeer you wanna save your tarnished facebook and rubynet cred,,,, stuff lisa in a suitcase,,,and while you are flying over the ocean on your way back to your swamp hut,,, toss the suitcase in the ocean,,,,,,,, so much greens,, so many fcacebook likes,,,
Tim I'm fucking embarrassed for you.
1. I have told you at least 200 times that I don't even like you. I am not now nor have ever been an option for you in spite of you asking about 200 times.
2. You live with your parents.
3. You are the most pathetic loser here.
lisa living off the government is just as bad as living with your parents if not worse
Tim couldn't be rejected by any more women in this forum if he tried.
These are the fucking losers that nobody wants.
tim isn't trying to get with any forum women because he's not a virgin. he hits on you ironically, you're gross and old and it's funny to pretend you're desirable.
Shell never ever r get it lolQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Oh if I thought she would understand I wouldn't tell her, that would ruin it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
bang her on tinychat, tag team her with teknorat,Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
you know how many replies you'd get if you gagged her with your cack, spanked her and called her bitch??? that thread would go to like, page 200, at least
"deep seeded emontinal problems" ya trust me you guys would go out of your damn mind too if you travelled across the world to date somebody... its fucking stressful.
it's also a fucking stupid idea whicvh is why no one else has done it
...i do a lot of things you guys will never get to do :pQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
also no risk no reward
this sounds like it's been an incredibly rewarding experience
it is, lisa comforts me a lot. she is my angel. i want to bring her home or at least get us a bigger place here. either way she has put up with me this far which is no small feat lolQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
did you even read what lisa said about this situation?
ya i get to hear about it irl tooQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
so she's well on her way to despising you and you're going to counter that by being way more serious and clingy, this will end well probably about as well as it did when plug drugs did the same exact thing
how could you spend so much time talking to lisa and have no idea how she works
marks the relatinoship expert, please tell us more about your ex that same bitch you have been talking about for like 5 years lol
i'm really glad she's with a great guy like you man,Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
you should come back to the states with rooty lisa :)
which ex I have like 15 of them because I did not just lose my virginity earlier this monthQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
this is so bad this is so lizard level
rootbeer we are all really jealous of your backwoods austliran advenetere,, so much so that we have been all having cyber sex with lisa in the secert lisa cybersex gang bang tinychat room that you will never have the link too, what do you think she does when she kicks you out of her hovel and you have to stay in a rat trap motel,,,,