still got 2 day old threads on the first page... *le sigh*
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still got 2 day old threads on the first page... *le sigh*
so now you're trying to be internut?
fag above me
why can't you just be yourself barry?
because thats exactly what you want
barry I'm your hero you're supposed to be kissing my ass and trying to please me so why don't you just do as I say, alright?
sounds gay
it totally is but it's what you're good at
barry to be honest (and i don't think i'm alone when i say this) you are funner and a better poster when you are your rambling old self
Although you are easy to make fun of, the truth is a lot of posters have a special place in their heart for your dweeby awkward honesty
i think you take the opinions of others too seriously, when you should maybe just go with it
agreed, share us your honest opinions on gays in the military or something
if you were in a war against a super army made up entirely of homosexuals you would be more scared of getting captured and raped if you were a man so yea its like psychological warfare making everyone pack suicide pills just in case they cant get away
btw i really dont care what anyone but ruby said in this thread
and only because I wanted to talk about gays :giggle:
you know DARPA tried to develop a chemical weapon that you could release over enemy troops that would turn them gay so they'd all abandon their posts to fuck each other
I think thats a good origin story for a super villain, a guy who got that tested on him and turned into a super gay rapist who sprays people with a gas that makes them gay rapists too
if he took over the world it would end up one hot sweaty orgy for ever
so dreamy
you could have one land mass for gay men and one land mass for gay women and every year people who lose a lottery would have to meet up in saaaaaay scotland (the straightest places on earth) and have sex so we'd still have babbys
this is a good idea for a sci-fi story someone write it
or they could just artificially inseminate that would mean no one would have to have straight sex everything would be paradise
there should be a movie about a Cum Currier™ who has to take gay cum to the lesbian land while militant homosexuals who dont want any kind of straight reproduction try to stop them
>that feel when someone fingerbangs your bumhole and shoves it in your face afterwards
>the horror
I do that to myself sometimes since I will be absent mindidly scratching my asshole and then scratch my nose
does it make you feel filthy? horny? what effect does it have on ye
it makes me lis since it's funny
once I accidentally wiped my ass and then my dick with the same piece of toilet paper, thus smearing shit all over my nobhead, and I lol'd heartily
you wipe your dick?
yeah after I piss so I don't get my wet dick wiping on my dressing gown
what is a dressing gown? also haven't scots discovered shaking yet?
a dressing gown is what I call a bathrobe which everyone always asks me what I mean so I dont even know if a dressing gown is a real thing or just something I made up anyway I wear a bathrobe all day every day like The Dude
are you cut? I think my dick is more likely to retain urine by a foreskin reason
ahh, good point. like every other american male I was mutilated at birth by a jew reason.
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