Found out why rootbeer came back to america, It seems he knocked lisa up and lisa wanted to kill the baby
because she is a baby killer but rootbeer knowing that he would never find another women in the world to do sex to him knew this was his only chance to sire an offspring, and they got into a large fight and lisa talks so fucking slow that the fight lasted over 3 days and finally lisa won the fight and rootbeer punched her in the belly and killed his child, this made things rather uncofmatable around the one bedroom 300 sq foot shed lisa lives in and rootbeer not being able to fly in a plane because he is a cripple , blew up lisa's bathtub and rowed his way back to america across whatever ocean is between penguin island and the swamps of Michigan,