its the year 2083, and rubynet is still online
Most posters have succumbed to old age, no one made it to anti aging technology and it doesnt look like 'Foreskin co.' isnt close going to make a break through.
Only three posters are left-- Ruby, Elz and Monde's 9 year old son... the forum is going real slow, slow even for rubynet... among hot topics such as "Megathread: Clay dies of heart attack snickers edition" and Elz talking about how bad video games are there isnt really anything interesting going on... ruby, being too decrepit to play video games and scream into his mic, slowly pulls himself out of his bed with what energy he has left after a 12 hour nap... he turns on his 20,000 linden alienware computer he bought last month, all these flashy lights and gears start whirring and turning on, a blue screen appears on his monitor.. he rings up the company and has to pay 5000 bitcoins to get them to look at it, in the mean time they teleport him a backup computer... he turns it on, but doesnt know how to connect it to the internet, even though he spent 500 years on computers, he is still a huge retard,.. finally he pays the local twink 500 dollars to hook it up/. nervously the twink in his short short spandex works his magic and gets it ready for use.. ruby hands the twink the money and with a smile says "im gay" and the twink quickly leaves... he turns on the computer, it has internet explorer 10 installed... ruby opens it up and enters rubycalaber.com, the dns query initiates... "internet explorer has stopped working" ruby is furoius...
to be continued..
