ramen you borwing twat i can't belive you even crossed my mind
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ramen you borwing twat i can't belive you even crossed my mind
Fuck yes.
I love that gorgeous chickie babe.
lisa you know what ramen did, she did hard core porn and shared all the pictures with her friends, the least you could do is snap one well lit spread egale pussy picture,
Yes I know ramen has had sex before.
Yet somehow she's a really nice person still.
prented i am an interent gynocolgist lisa, and i am here to give you an examine
I'll say it because that sweet girl never would.... ramen hates you dp.
ya you know ramen really well
ramen only hates marks because he's in a wheel cahir
Your hole is more brown than ramen's
She's too busy being healthy and having a good marriage to post with us :(
she's probably at fjs but idk I don't even check it
Nice try
alli one of the nicest ppl u will ever meet she is so nice work lion cub.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Didn't she join the Air Force or something awesome?
yes she is joining the airforce. Now her and he amazing husband will both be members of the air force and will protect this great nation together.
and murder innocents
the armed forces is not what you think it is you fuckeing pieces of shit. do you have to learn the same lesson my family learend, so many years ago on that fateful day
Uncle richard: doli here was a marine, a real hardass
(I scoot my chair back and put my elbows on the table and sink my face into my hands)
Little cousin bobby: reaally??? How many people did you kill? Did you get an m4?? Wjats throwing grenades like??
(A huge sigh remembering what I once Was)
Me: please pass the cranberry sauce .
Grandpa: this turkey is under cooked.
Mom: i tried my best and if you dont like it you can leave.
Uncle richard: yeah you ungrateful old piece of shit. You want our marine to spartan kick you a gaping hole in that saggy birdchest?
Me: please just pass the cranberry sauce, mother this turkey is fantastic. Thank you.
Then my piece of shit brother that makes me look like an angel comes upstairs and rips a leg off the turkey and goes back down to his lair andd all you hear is machine gun fire and rank up music from cod and the occasional "bullshit i shot that fucker 30 times" and everyones just silent until dad says the turkey is really great. My uncle and little cousin keep asking me about gi joe stuff and i keep trying to tell them what rly goes on in the world and how 911 was planned etc
Little cousin bobby: so al quaeda isnt real?? Theyre not out there fighting for our freedom? The news is just mind control??
Me: Yes
Then i hear the fox.report with shepard smith come on the tv and i got up and being kind of smashed i hit the power button really hard but accidentally knocked the entire entertainment center over
Mom: i knew it, i akways knew you were screwed up in the head. This stops now. Tomorrow were taking you to the shrink
Dad: Thats right son
Uncle rick: thats a bad idea, thats a marine, a trained killer haha, he might KILL the psychiatrist!
At that point im actually genuinly filled eith rage and my brother kept yelling at xbox live kids and my moms crying about the turkey and my grandpa wont shut up about peoples manners when hes the fucker complaining about undercooked meat so i take out the uzi i smuggeled back from Iraq and gun that fucker down, in an instant my little cousins reality about troops being noble and good is shattered so he wont stop talking about usa corruption to this day (this was like 4 years aho and hes a hipster now thanks to me). the cops let it go after i told them how much i hated black ppl lol and we havnt had a thabksgiving at our house since, this thanksgiving i called and my dad was talking about how he was on the way home from dennys with my mom and that everyones just fine etc,but it is what it is lol.
wow doli that post was amazing did you edit a copy pasta or was that all you
I have the entire scene ready to be directed in my brain
I am a murdererer. I know that, deep gdonwn in the places I dont talk about at parties. I killed those inocent chidreln, and I didnt regret it, bause they were "Paki scum who died for my lulz". I tryed to be a hero, but all I could see, wehn I looked into those chidrens faces, was m0nde staring back at me, laughign, snorting, repeating unfuny and horrible memes endlessly- i just wantwed them to stop... i just wanted the soul traders and the bettles to stop...
Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
She really is a top chick. I got nothing but praises to sing for her. What a nice girl like that was ever doing here is beyond me.
can somebody quote this post and post the picture of ramen of ramen eating big bert's asshole,,, i would be doing it now but i don't remeber the linkQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
ramen is going to be respsoiblie for nuclear wepons lmao i will sleep like a baby tonight,
Fucking better her than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
wish monde would soul trade lisa's soul for fucking nothing
wish lisa would swallow and entire bottle of abilify and dieQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
death by any means neccsary for the furthering of intelligence on planet earth assocition of the holy shit fuck lisa corp