So Ted Kaczynski and Ed Gein walk into a bar

Ted points at a girl and says "I'd totally let that girl blow me! What do you think of her?" and Ed Gein says "I'd mount her"

a muslim guy walks into a club and walks up to the bar. the bartender asks him what he'd like and he excitedly yells, "shots for everyone!"

careful dude you are going to hurt yourself with all that edge

Plug drugs falls in love with a mentally ill drug addict on an internet forum and everyone hates him for it and he thinks everyone is jealous of him because he too happens to be a mentally ill drug addict

meth is not a religion meth is a way of life

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

update to the joke:

So Ted Kaczynski and Ed Gein walk into a bar; Ted goes "This place blows.. Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?", and Ed Gein says "I'd mount her"

nuh uh that was very unfun

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