Fuck you I'm drunk

And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk

and to think today was the day I quit drinkin

Why can't we be friends

I'm going to kill myself.

That's pretty dramatic

Not if you're the worst poster here it isn't. :(

Everyone sucks at something
(I suck a lot of dicks it's okay)

I wish I could actually stop sucking dicks.

What's the point? The money is so good

*ahem* there is a gentleman present, ladies :eyebrow:

they don't pay me shit

i dream of jodie

Reno would you just let me fondle your hair already god damn

you're giving me butterflies and making my legs weak

Don't skip leg day

http://i.imgur.com/mqcV1TO.png

should i shave my beard y/n

holy shit you made lisa log out lol

I would seriously squirt all over dat beard

And by squirt I mean with a water gun full of red bull WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUM

gabi please stay forever

Gabi has a mental breakdown ITT

one night w/ gabi is worth 40 lizards skulking the site all year

See ya at fjs

im a lizard

that really hurts me when pple say mean stuff about lizards

you're a chameleon tho b/c you're so good at blending into the background so nobody remembers you're a lizard

and i probably mean that in the best way possible

blending into the background.. that is even worse than being a lizard. did not make me feel better

=^.^=

i lost my virginity to an older woman on gaiaonline when i was 15 years old :x