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My vagina is actually that big irl
Just stop saying there are bees in it.
there wasps not bees
Dude. Fuck youQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Omfg, putting my dick on inside of cags vagina would be suicide like female squids
cag, walks out on stage, in a full bee keeper suit this abba soung honey honey is playing on the sub par sound system in her sub par strip club,,,
the durnken bussiess men and black gang memebers all have a puzzled look upon there face,,
she starts taking off her bee keeper suit,
cag finally get's down to her bee keeper g-string,, a 55 year old asian man becons her to him with a 5 dollor bill, she let's the asian bussiesss man take her painites off with his teeth,,, what he get's next ,,, is a mouth full of wasps,,,, his tounge is swolen up to the size of a cows tounge,,, the wasps keep flying out of cag's vagaina,,, there's an entire conly of wasps in her pussy stinging everyone,,, terror boners everwhere,,, vagina wasps rule the day once again,
Lmao cag the queen wasp
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oculus cag simulator
I was expecting to see a bag of diarrhea in a ziplock bag
Omg im gonna get my boyfriend to beat you upQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Gonna save up all my coins I make on stage and hunt you down. :supaburn:
no cag, nooo i 'm so sorry pls cag MAKE IT STOP
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People who are terrified of bees, or the thought of human beings having sexual intercourse with bees, or the thought of dying, please be forewarned that you may find what I am about to tell you highly disturbing. A 35-year-old Swedish man known as “Hasse” was found dead outside of his farm this week in Ystad after having sex with a hornets’ nest. Let that sink in for a moment. Sex with bees. SOMEONE WANTED TO FUCK A SWARM OF HORNETS.
Hasse’s bloated corpse had a total of 146 wasp stings, including 54 on his penis and balls. At this point you might be thinking to yourself, OK. So this guy got stung to death. That’s awful. It happened Macaulay Culkin in “My Girl” and I bawled my face off. But how did they know Hasse died specifically from having sex with a hornets’ nest? Oh, because they found Hasse’s semen on some of the dead wasps and his pubic hair in their nest.
I’m sure you can’t imagine this story getting worse, but, oh, it does. Animal rights activists are more torn up about the death of wasps than they are about Hasse’s passing. A poem, which received 10,000 likes on Facebook, was written to memorialize the dead bees:
“A little black, a little yellow, beaten in confusion. Hums no more for not wearing wings. Life no longer offered and the Queen sees soldier crawling on the ground in despair. Death is a fact. Oh, where did the summer road, buddy? All our tours and adventures. Floating in sweat, grains, blood and tears. Do not leave me, baby. A little black, a little yellow, all innocent. Buzz, buzz, buzz, knocking on heaven’s door.”
And who will write a poem in honor of Hasse, I ask? He was merely a man who fucked the wrong hornets’ nest and paid with his life. Buzz, buzz, buzz, old buddy
This has gone too far.. I will have my revenge
cag i'm just trying to say your pussy is as sweet as wasp honey,, ^_-
oh i get it like she gives you herpes lol
horent honey dripping from cag's cunt,, drips all over lisa's gaping hole, omg lisa's vagina spiders are making a move against cag's pussy wasps,,, nature is so betfuial and terrifying
I wsh I had a gun right now
I honestly have writers block for dp and lisa erotica. Im weak.. abd sober
plug drugs has dick ticks
rooty has butt :bettles:
Cyber bullies are really terribke mean people
that's a good abba song though
Old poo eople live abba and van halen