masssive party at my moms this summer
Friday june 20th 7 PM till... (we run out of beer and money to buy more)
at least 2 days bring a tent.
prolly will be 1/2 a hog (i will cook it)
Serious parties who want to have redneck fun in a mountain suburb where hooting and hollering is condoned but yankee faggots call cops if we get to shooting now so that's not an option unfortunately. but we do have an above ground pool! (not a cheapass one)
Planned activities:
Discreet, no cops everyone is cool and don't care just not always want to see it either. party favors will make you fast friends on my hill.
bonfire:
also barrel fire. maybe even a third fire for the fuck of it because i like fires.
Loud music:
nothing after 1990 will be played and anyone who tries to put in a nicki minaj song may be lynched, not kidding.
Archery contest:
My old compound bow, if the string finally breaks on you or you hit a bullseye you win free beer.
Keg of beer:
Hope miller light is OK these people drink bud light but i'm not buying that shit so miller light it is.
Nude swim:
Friday night only, after midnight. Those of us who lack modesty may wish to free ourselves in the pool, this will not be an orgy take that shit in your tents.
