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Licking up fresh menarche
why are men wearing perfume now
its so i can save face on a hot sweaty bus after a long hard day with dripping sweat glissining in the sunlgiht
are you from the stone age or something its a spray not a stick!
axe body spray what are you like 16
can yo usmell it
the joke is on you both cause i am just getting it to smell all flowery, my real deodorant needs a boost from working like a man
the gravity has already been measured weve been using the geoid for years
I just don't know that punching numbers into a graphing calculator is so strenuous that you need to be spraying your entire body with scented oil, it's not like you're operating a slide rule or an abacus
sometimes I cant be bothered to wash myself when leaving the house so I just spray on some axe
or as they call it in scotland lynx for some reason
I guess because if the police state see you bought axe when they spy on you they'll arrest you for buying a deadly weapon
I see you do get to kiss all the boys.
I think I smell so bad on my own it loops back around to smelling alright