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can I have some please?
let's go on a rubynet diet
you can have all of the fjs you want but you have to cut out posting here completely
mac-n-cheeseQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
blood
semen
welcome to clay's candy shop
:tmnt:
someone photoshop one of those to say 'GOUT' I'm too lazy
clays candy van
half say that to my faceQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
I am the hammer and the anvil, you will be made usefull.
I must say I am quite proud of myself. I have just successfully destroyed a marriage. The reason I have done so is simple; I am petty. I grew tired of the husband always trying to fuck with me whenever I was over. He would always try to establish dominance over me when I was in his house. I asked him on multiple occasions to stop, but he persisted. One day he stole my lighter, and when I asked around he waited till I was about to leave before giving it back to me, saying something along the lines of "your bad at reading people lol". At that point I smiled and told him he was gonna pay for that. Over the course of the next 3 months I slowly distabalized his relationship with his wife, by flirting with her constantly, always ramping up the sexual tension untill it reached a breaking point, she eventually said that she was gonna leave him. This is where the genius part of the plan began, I had her throw a party while her husband was at work, and invited all my friends over. I waited untill she was drunk and convinced an equally drunk friend to fuck her. I then called the husband up and told him what was going on. He rushed up to his house and caught her in fragante delicato. Needless to say he was quite distraught at what he saw. She screamed at him to get out, and that she wanted a divorce. The dumbfuck even thanked me for letting know. The funny thing is once the divorce is finalized, his wife will be mine, and I will tell him that he shouldnt have stolen my lighter. Evil is petty. I am petty. Does that make me evil?
if someone releases a mac and cheese flavored vodka, say goodbye to the rubycopter
steveyos aka pathetic
the truth is I have the hugest crush on you and for 7 years I've been depressed that I'll never have you and it's affected me so much that I can't function and have to collect disability and eat whole cartons of ice cream and dream of moving to arkansas and raising alpacas with my wonkey eyed beauty
congratulations that's the post that disqualified you from posting at fjsQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
if only it were stomple saying this...Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
that's gross I don't fucking understand women
well thats all well and good, but im sitting here choking this fat hog.
I can't believe you would post his PRIVATE message openly for others to read.
women love the bad boys and stomple's the baddest here (at posting)Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
his password is the gps coordinates to the location of a shallow grave containing marnie
he works a cash register and lives with his parents I've never met a woman who was attracted to either of those thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
the first step to changing your life is coming to terms with your past. i'm proud of you steven darius yelleQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
sorry just trying to step out of the background and have you love me is all thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
turn ons:Quote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
balding tryhard vegans with constipation
controlling the world media
gold, gold and more gold.
turn off's
being sober for more than 30 mins a day
guys with gout (YUCK!)
when a guy does not fuck me in the first 20 mins of meeting him
ashley print this post out and run down to yer local walmart buy a picture frame and hang it on your wall above your bed you fucking whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by dp
Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
Finally, steffies gets a goutQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos