I have to go clean my mum's windows for her today

I do more cleaning for her than myself

Don't let the forum get too crazy while I'm gone

is gordon going to be there

tell him to post here

Nope

give me gordon's phone number so I can get him to post here

I have like an hour to kill and drink tea and listen to Mia whinge to go outside, but she's not going out yet

how's that guy not in prison?