hey gabi this girl I liked online joined an alien cult and got hairy that's something you might wanna know

look up the spirit science the girl's name is lexie laredo look at how fucking bat shit insane she ended up being and she doesn't shave at all please don't leave me alone ever again I end up with the worst people

I'm v. confused

I fucking hate people is the moral fo the story

I like people but only when they inflate my ego and distract me from the gaping void in my soul

I truly feel I'm the best person of all time so the more I'm alone the happier I am I lived in my van for a year and it was the best time of my life

at least you don't have a gaping hole like tim (ti'ms hole is damaged)

I kind of want to live in a van, do like the nomadic thing IDK Canada is pretty cold for that though

Lexie is a cool chick we chat daily she's perf for makeup advice

you'd be warm with me maybe do you wanna give it a trial run I drive a chevy express 3500 you could do cartwheels in it it's huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

Yeah okay

shes my friend she's kind sweet funny and pretty. Her religion/politics/personal stuff does not matter to me at all

AS IT SHOULDNT.

cool let me get a bathroom and whatever else you'll need cause you're a girl in it and I'll holla