Criminal Search

The FBI and RCMP (Royal Canadian Moose Patrol) are working together to gather information on a crime that took place Tuesday, March 7, 2017. A male suspect, described as caucasian, approximately 5'3'' and 360lbs. with long, unruly dark hair, was seen fleeing border patrol with what appeared to be a mutilated female body. The suspect's clothing was adorned with women's panties and is believed that he was wearing the victim's genital skin on his face as a mask.

This subject is wanted on charges of kidnapping and unlawful confinement, first degree murder, desecration of a human corpse, uttering threats and fleeing or evading law enforcement. The subject is also under investigation for criminal harassment and stalking of multiple women, both online and in person.

If you have any information on these alleged crimes, please contact local law enforcement agencies.

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I thought steven was like 6'9" or something