i didn't go out much for st patricks in at 12 am but oh well got a bag and drank 2 craft stouts and had fun

what are u guys up 2 :lol::flag:

Did they yell "fuck trump"?

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Did they yell "fuck trump"?

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the people he is surrounded with are more dangerous to him tbh

Did you get your knob slobbered on

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Did you get your knob slobbered on

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that's for me to know and u to find out ;)

You returned with lisa so i already know the answer

I had some pizza and it didn't give me the shits so I guess I've acclimated to life without a gall bladder and can go back to my regular diet. I'm going to try beer too, a doctor on the internet said it was fine. I also cut my dog's nails. fun stuff.

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I had some pizza and it didn't give me the shits so I guess I've acclimated to life without a gall bladder and can go back to my regular diet. I'm going to try beer too, a doctor on the internet said it was fine. I also cut my dog's nails. fun stuff.

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not bad. pizza sounds good. had some like shitty sbarro pizza in the airport two days ago.

I haven't had pizza or a burger since the beginning of january when the stones got really bad and I had them for a whole week if I don;t get the shits overnight I'm having a burger tomorrow I'll probably take my mom to the local diner

if this is how I'm spending my weekend I think I might be old I mean it was only 6 months ago I'd be sky high on coke and fucking a stranger on friday night

at this rate I'm a few months away from spending my fridays reading clive cussler sucking on wurther's origional and going to bed at 9

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if this is how I'm spending my weekend I think I might be old I mean it was only 6 months ago I'd be sky high on coke and fucking a stranger on friday night

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in the scheme of things 2 weeks of laying low is easy. get back on the drug game when you feel well. pretty easy to fuck a slag on a fri/sat after that.

tis the life of a bachelor. tinder + bars

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in the scheme of things 2 weeks of laying low is easy. get back on the drug game when you feel well. pretty easy to fuck a slag on a fri/sat after that.

tis the life of a bachelor. tinder + bars

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Lmao. Stop drinking and eating crap. Dont listen to this guy

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Lmao. Stop drinking and eating crap. Dont listen to this guy

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cag i don't think you know what it's like to live IRL. you've never had a real job. a bust your ass white-collar, college/computer skills real job. where you work 8-7 in a major metro. wake up and commute. deal witha ton of bullshit. the weekends are when you let loose. you have too much money to spend. you don't care what you eat/drink thurs-saturday.its pretty easy to eat well all day when you don't do anything/play games etc...

not that im trying to diminish your lifestyle, but i think i just have different expectations/realities than you

The copay on my surgery is going to eat up the majority of my drug and bar fund for 7 months it might be time to look for a steady girlfriend they're only expensive for the first few weeks until it's time for them to start paying for their half of dinner

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The copay on my surgery is going to eat up the majority of my drug and bar fund for 7 months it might be time to look for a steady girlfriend they're only expensive for the first few weeks until it's time for them to start paying for their half of dinner

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do you have sick/vacation time banked up/FMLA at your job? get your company to pay you to sit around for awhile

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cag i don't think you know what it's like to live IRL. you've never had a real job. a bust your ass white-collar, college/computer skills real job. where you work 8-7 in a major metro. wake up and commute. deal witha ton of bullshit. the weekends are when you let loose. you have too much money to spend. you don't care what you eat/drink thurs-saturday.its pretty easy to eat well all day when you don't do anything/play games etc...

not that im trying to diminish your lifestyle, but i think i just have different expectations/realities than you

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yeah I'm not giving up beer I'd turn into jon

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do you have sick/vacation time banked up/FMLA at your job? get your company to pay you to sit around for awhile

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I've done plenty of sitting around this month, the weather is shitty and I can't afford to recreate right now work is the only excuse I have to leave the house

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The copay on my surgery is going to eat up the majority of my drug and bar fund for 7 months it might be time to look for a steady girlfriend they're only expensive for the first few weeks until it's time for them to start paying for their half of dinner

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Then you'll want to be healthy so you can live past 50, otherwise your girlfriend will be sad that you have died

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yeah I'm not giving up beer I'd turn into jon

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has jon ever worked for a company with like more than 30 employees? i always thought he's been like a independent contractor or with start ups. the facetime requirement is probably significantly different

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has jon ever worked for a company with like more than 30 employees? i always thought he's been like a independent contractor or with start ups. the facetime requirement is probably significantly different

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I don't know but he's a quivering ball of repression ready to explode violently, his style of being a partner in a relationship borders on sociopathic, and he unironically believes in nazi philosophy

fucking guy needs a beer

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I don't know but he's a quivering ball of repression ready to explode violently, his style of being a partner in a relationship borders on sociopathic, and he unironically believes in nazi philosophy

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texas is full of similarly oriented alt-right cucks

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I don't know but he's a quivering ball of repression ready to explode violently, his style of being a partner in a relationship borders on sociopathic, and he unironically believes in nazi philosophy

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This

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texas is full of similarly oriented alt-right cucks

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it's not like he was raised in it he's from massachusetts he moved to texas like 2 years ago

you don't just suddenly turn from michael dukakis to david duke the guy's working on years of pent up bullshit with no healthy release. look at clay he drinks to excess on a regular basis and he's perfectly happy not a care in the world

I don't think so, Clay was mad at me when I muted him in mutliplayer game dota 2

he might have run out of beer

BEEER

knowing cag/jon don't drink the funny thing is they probably have no firends IRL