ISSUE: how do i pay a tip back!??!?!?!

okay, so last saturday night, i went to the bar and the sweet bartender i talk to all the time gave me 2 free drinks. so, my bill came out to $6. I tipped an amount (i wont mention here to avoid the obnoxious HOW MUCH TO TIP argument), but i checked my bank account and I got charged for $7.

Obviously I tipped well over $1, but it looks like she only saw I gave her $1. How do i make this not awkward when i go talk to her tomorrow?!?

Do she just ummm, read it wrong?? enter it wrong?! whos in the wrong here, I know what I wrote and it was not $1!!!!!!

I'm just going to bring the missing dollars to her in an envelope when i go in for a chicken sandwich tomorrow '>_>

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!

they're still open for 11 minutes. maybe i'll give them a call and see if they are comfortable with taking the money. i do not want to fracture this relationship!

she's going to think you have a crush on her and be creeped out if you came back for that, this is why you have get the rape out of the way first first so she knows it's not about sexual tension it's about giving her 3 or 4 dollars

thats how im trying to avoid coming off

im so awkward >_<

This reminds me of the time elz tried to break some gook's neck

you could always shoulder dash her

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Originally Posted by maks

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!

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Wtf

That was unsettling.

look that's sound advice if you don't want to take it that's up to you

you're a CREEPER

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Originally Posted by Desolation

you're a CREEPER

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fuck the both of you, the hell do you know about the psychology of the female mind

well, you're a weirdo but cag didn't give any advice at all.

and now the grill is closed and i have to figure out this mess tomorrow

Yeah you're right. I wouldnt know anything about that

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Originally Posted by Desolation

well, you're a weirdo but cag didn't give any advice at all.

and now the grill is closed and i have to figure out this mess tomorrow

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Just go to the resteraunt and ask the waitress about the tip and give her the money. She will be grateful

Wait for her after work, chase her down in the parking lot and give her $3.

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Originally Posted by CAG <3

Just go to the resteraunt and ask the waitress about the tip and give her the money. She will be grateful

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mmmm ok thank you.

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

Wait for her after work, chase her down in the parking lot and give her $3.

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dont tell anybody but i wrote $10

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Originally Posted by CAG <3

Yeah you're right. I wouldnt know anything about that

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you believe what jon tells you to believe, and he doesn't know shit about chicks

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Originally Posted by Desolation

dont tell anybody but i wrote $10

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Hey big spender

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Originally Posted by maks

you believe what jon tells you to believe, and he doesn't know shit about chicks

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Then why does he have one and you don't?

probably because he believes they're objects to be claimed and I don't

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Originally Posted by maks

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!

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Only acceptable solution proposed.

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Originally Posted by Nuffy

Only acceptable solution proposed.

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Either he or a representative of a family of the same name signed the national covenant proposed shortly thereafter.

hahaha women aren't objects to be claimed

here's a rape joke

I left an envelope with a note and $9 at the bar

what happened to the 10 dollars?

Crack most likely.