Captain's Log, Stardate 43126.0

It appears the inhabitants of this sector are at war with another species called the Lizards. When we first entered the wormhole we encountered these lizard people but we found them to be peaceful and merely trying to relocate after several thousand light years of travel on simple impulse drive engines. They seem to have a affinity for collecting and storing data in the form of pictures with simple slogans printed on them, intended to convey an emotion. I fell the lizards are the least of our worries.

The term "lizard" around here is a subjective term used by a couple of children who have computers and literally post about "lizards" all day to the point where they actually think there are "lizard people".... I don't know about there being any facts about "lizard people" however I can assure you it's a fact that there are "retarded people".

Greetings Captain Janeway. My name is Cody Bushpig. I'm sorry that you were trapped in our sector when the wormhole sucked you in. Be warned, the blue named species is extremely hostile and warlike, and they do not take kindly to outsiders. Myself and my people are under quarantine in this sector, if we attempt to leave the blacknames, who lead the bluenames and also answer to the bluenames demands occasionally but never ours, will delete us from existence, and you too...

Be well new friend.

EDIT: Also obedientgirl69 is lisa, you will hear much about her and she is not to be trusted under any circumstances. She has already been intercepted plotting with others to steal your ship.

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You can also click on the name of anyone with blue or green and you will be allowed to ignore all hails and communications with them by visiting their personal data storage, called a profile. It is recommended that you communicate with me only on a direct level, to avoid embarrassment or offensive contact. My people have terribly small brains on the whole as most reptilians do.

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Originally Posted by Tahiti Joe

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That makes up for that other pic

Sometimes ladies, chucking a full spread ain't pretty lol

can't belive i missed this thread

I can't believe I read it

lisa's deep thought's about lizard people, and how she's not one of them