MY VAN

kicks so much ass i'm gonna get it wheelchair accessible so i can take my elderly girlfriends out on dates and if i get lucky they'll let me roll up in that if you get what i'm saying heh fuck yeah i'm awesome and love being me

are you going to bomb my concert

no you need to leave me alone before i lump you out i"m not even playing my hands are swift and you won't see it happen so leave me be unless you want a permanent reminder of missing teeth that you messed with the wrong hombre

Oh yeah i bought some spinning hubcaps for my van on ebay not sure if they're the right size how do i find out how big the wheels are