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he's single. nows your chance
My chance to get vaginal stitches from his monster cock, I'm game.
i didn't know he had a monster cock
It's pretty damn huge
no wonder everyone kisses his ass
hey cag i heard u want a monster weener to fill your lady hole
gonna jam my monster telephone poles into the lake tommorw lisa, u love hearing about my huge poles and how i jam them deep and hard into the lake bed
also sadly me and the young lady i am dating are still together, sorry laides but i'm a one hairdresser man
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ing/353818001/
my house is going to fall into the lake at some point then when i take as much fema federal money as i can, i'm gonna buy penguin island and rule it with an iron fist
you said the lake was your one and only lady a few days ago. you must have one of those chaotic relationships where you break up a lot and get back togehter lmao
i have no time for her, she helps with sandbags and shit like that but i am pretty busy trying to pump water and fix my breakwall and help all the old people on my street not die , everything has taken a back seat to my one true love the huge volient lake i live on
tonight played football in the street with the army dudes that are stationed here now cag a couple of them knew you from your sepermient rinho days
Sadly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
lol
I was really hoping you were dead lisa
Dump her then. And gimme that.
I love you tooQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move
need a girl who can pay some bills around here too lisa, sump pumps don't grow on trees ok
I'm not doing any of thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
you either work on my sandbag and sump pump farm or you don't get dicked down it's how it works around here lisa
Lol
please kill yourself lisa, jump off a cliff use an exit bag overdose do something with your fucking life end it
I thought dp's cock is a detachable cock, he posted pics of his cock long time ago
Did ever she cook sushi?Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
i traded lisa a verfied dick pic for her can video, i threw everything i had at her, but she would not give it up with out a dick pic, and now honestly that it got passed around anyway i feel like i was raped by her
I never passed it aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good
how did the screen shot end up in wendys can cramming groupQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits