*walks into room* *all posters in the chamber fall to their hands and knees hiding their faces* *sits on forum throne*

"Peasants... why jokes have you brought me today?"

Did my forum character go insane?

There's a bear wandering around my condo killing foxes, I'm going to stab the fucker and put his skin in front of my fireplace

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Originally Posted by maks

There's a bear wandering around my condo killing foxes, I'm going to stab the fucker and put his skin in front of my fireplace

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Bears are friendly for the environment leave it alone or I will report this thread to peta

if that bear comes near my dog I'm not just going to kill it I'm going to tie it up and torture it, a slow death awaits anyone who fucks with :nova:

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Originally Posted by maks

There's a bear wandering around my condo killing foxes, I'm going to stab the fucker and put his skin in front of my fireplace

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Replace nigger thief instead of bear

who wants a nigger smkin in front of their firep[lace