told mr officer cop, if you can't piss outdoors, what's the point of being a man
- words of wisdom by dan, the dada
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told mr officer cop, if you can't piss outdoors, what's the point of being a man
- words of wisdom by dan, the dada
if u dont piss outdoors at least once a week, u have been cucked by life
just took another big ol steamy piss all over my chinkapin oak, damn it feels good to be a MAN
That's kinda dumb because you wouldn't take a dump at corner of your bedroomQuote:
Originally Posted by The father of lisa's dead baby
where else would I take a dump
spoken like a true unenlightened indoor pisser, also dumps and whizzes are spiritually completely different thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
dump: when I read the news headlines or a book or something, think serious thoughts about the world and stuff
whizz: when I become one with nature, embrace my masculine essence, dick out in nature
went to the beach the other day, took a piss in the crashing surf, if I was more talented I would write a super good poem about it, u just don't get it elzz
It's ok to piss the trees after all, besides before to take a dump, bury a small ground and take a dump there, then fill with dirt, now small bugs can eat our shit and they do cycle of shitting, finally the rootseat the final shit to grow the trees bigger. It proves you're the man against climate change.
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Originally Posted by juji
Trailor park
exactly, elzz finally gets itQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
fuck u :raged: I live in a very nice neighborhood, I'm the most successful ytmnsfwer, I have a hot tub and a pool okQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
proof of my fancy high life:
http://imgur.com/rPUGYqg.jpg
looks to me like your neighborhood is full of coons
raccoons make silly noises