cag I made a fleshlight tonight to JO with

I made it using a banana peel, rubber bands, and a crayon box i stole from my niece

dont worry im taking the crayon box back tomorrow if I can cum enough tonight but my back hurts and its hard to get good strokes when i have to hold my nuts apart with one hand and grip the box with the other and oh the banana peel turned brown and keeps drying up no matter how much I piss on it

cag you better answer the phone you stupid batch the dik won't make itself cum I need you

cag show me your pu55y batch I need to JO tonight while fingering my a55hole