Being single sucks

I mean it's cool being a bum when you aren't working but otherwise it sucks

i hate being lonely and sad!

You had Debbie but Lisa, never find an incompatible woman, it's nice to have 100% freedom

Get stevey to hook you up with one of the dozens of girls he's creeped the fuck out

I'm going to fuck cag

having 6 kids with 2 homeless women sucks

Making kids is easy, too bad you're gay

You can watch me breed caggles

I'd watch that as long as you cover up her face

I got a date :)