I went for a drive and I spewed in my mouth

So I pulled over on the Main Street opened my car door leant out and just spewed my guts up. I look up and people are staring at me, so I spewed again, then shut my door and just drove off. It was disgusting but I couldn't help it

sounds like you've got one of those slow release rootbeer babies

Lol nah

I hope it's something serious

I feel fine now had a great spew

fk off lisa, my thread is way better

Get a life loser, look at your username, you have to use me to get attention

I love clean sheets.... on everything!

u sleep on dirty wet rags, beush ur teeth with a stick ok and u bathe in an inflatible bathtub, I sleep on luxurious 2000 thread count sheets from nordstroms ok

I sleep on a big soft bed with soft clean sheets, brush my teeth with an electric toothbrush and I'm better than you in every way

lisa brushes her teeth with a stick & has a dirt floor, I am King internet Dick Daddy ok

Prove it

I feel like I could swim in my bed

Such a good spew it was, in front of all the town folk

I have a hot tub and a swimming pool, also I have mexican servants that trim my bushes every Tuesday for 50 bucks OK, I am the YTMNSFW ARISTOCRAT

My spew was better than yours

My gambits are strong, you will not defeat me

no joke 4real, I live between Chris Evans & Justin Timberlake in the Hollywood Hills, I'm also a super racist midwestern hick, my life owns, plz dont dox me ytmnd forums

pps WHITE POWER

You forgot the bit about being a giant loser, change your name you dumb inbred hick

plz dox me & ruin my career ytmnd, I hate my LA 6 figure life and think it sucks DICK

plz kill me, im a faggot nigger jew

Get out of my spew thread before I vomit up your nostril

your preggo

Nah, I haven't had sex in.... a very long time

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

So I pulled over on the Main Street opened my car door leant out and just spewed my guts up. I look up and people are staring at me, so I spewed again, then shut my door and just drove off. It was disgusting but I couldn't help it

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Just flip the rearview mirror down the next time

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Originally Posted by The father of lisa's dead baby

u sleep on dirty wet rags, beush ur teeth with a stick ok and u bathe in an inflatible bathtub, I sleep on luxurious 2000 thread count sheets from nordstroms ok

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2k thread count is a sham. Doesnt mean anythjng diff to a 400 thread. They do some hocus pocus jew level scheming and split threads and rebind them or some shit i forget but its literally not any better they are jewing you out of shekels yoi dumb ass

No one cares about what kind of sheets he sleeps on.

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Originally Posted by timmy

2k thread count is a sham. Doesnt mean anythjng diff to a 400 thread. They do some hocus pocus jew level scheming and split threads and rebind them or some shit i forget but its literally not any better they are jewing you out of shekels yoi dumb ass

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i heard 1000-1200 thread count is when sheets start having diminishing returns. i have 800

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Originally Posted by CAG <3

your preggo

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