im never going to be able to leave this place for good

so im going to reveal my deepest darkest secret that nobody's already figured out on their own, which is actually a special formula for making real MD 20/20 Red Grape variety at home and saving $$$.
Take:
1 part ginger ale, any brand will do but canada dry works best in my experience
3 parts stoli
3 parts Welch's white grape juice (do not use red)
1 droplette red food coloring

It's completely indistinguishable from mad dog red grap except for color that just takes practice

why food coloring when you can use blood

all biological fluids are pretty poor mixers for a cocktail
i could see using blood plasma alone as an ingredient in something, but you lose the color after separating out the corpuscles, and any romantic aspect is pretty much lost too