Mum's latest advice.... I was in the car with my mum and she said to me, "You know you should not hold in a sneeze because that guy opened his rectum." Sage advice indeed but I never did get to the bottom of what she really meant to say.
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Mum's latest advice.... I was in the car with my mum and she said to me, "You know you should not hold in a sneeze because that guy opened his rectum." Sage advice indeed but I never did get to the bottom of what she really meant to say.
My mum is a dag lol I was all “opened his rectum?????” she meant septum or something
Close enough
Was she taking you to the abortion clinic again
No I go to water aerobics with her as moral support
Did she ever have any abortions
I think we’ve all had abortions
No
when's the last time you took a car ride with your dad
and he put his hand on your creamy white thigh while you where driving, no papa i'm trying to pay attn to the road,
Is that what you do to your daughterQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
in america we don't rape our kids like they do on penguin island
our bathtubs are made of safe materials so kids don't break there vaginas on them
You’re a sickoQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I broke my vaginaQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
maybe if you where not such a sexy little kid your bits would not have been fiddled with so much lisa, you ever think of that
sexy footy pj's with rainbow bright on them is just inviting your babysitter and your family memebers to fuck you
My family members didn’t fuck me idiot
so what did your dad do to you that you hate him so much, i assumed your pension for getting raped and molested extended to your pops
i got confused, i remeber now, your family memebers beat you up and people your family memebers hire to watch you rape you, it's hard to keep track lisa
i miss my lisa's babysitter account, i gave it to you when you got banned for the 100th time so you could post, i don't regert you posting because it trolled the entire fourm, but i do regert not having that account
and i gave you my ramens lawyer account, you owe me big time
Yeah thanks
lisa's mom leaches off of gordon's alimony while their satanic spawn (lisa) mooches off the welfare state.
lisa loved a sex offender so much she had sexual encounters with him (peter). she makes me so sick. :raged:
Stop trumping yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
your just mad about the wall and how high your gonna have to climb to get to work
your moms a cunt and she videotaped every time your dad molested you
honestly don't understand why anyone would rape lisa, I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me