mannn it's like do I walk next door and spend $5 on a gas station bagel or do I trumpet

I got shrimp flavor rama noodle but I don't like it I DON'T LIKE IT DADDY, WAHHHHHHHH I MISS PJ THE MERMAIIIIIIIID I DON'T MISS LEXIE BECAUSEEHS A HAIRY ALIEN BITCH I MISS WHO SHE WAS NOT WHO SHE IS NOW SO ERAC GLICK, ANYWYA FUCK I'M NOT GETTING MY VAN UTNIL WELL TODAY NOW SINCE IT'S TUESDAY HAD TO WAIT A DAY DIDN'T MIND JUST WOULD RATHER DRIVE TO MCDONALDS OPEN 24/7 RIGHT DOWNT HE STREET OK I HAVE SO MANY OF THESE PACKS OF NOODELS I DIDN'T WANNA MAKE TOO MUCH NOSE CIIOKING CUASE I'M SMOKING IN AND I WANT PEOPE TOT HINK I'M NOT EVEN HOME BUT WHATEVER THIS KEYBOARD IS SO LOLUJD ANYWAY

on one hand I'm about to cash out another $50 walmart card but on the other hand the american lisa might be walking around since it's the middle of the night and that's what crazy people do

I think what I"ll do is make the noodles and carry the pan with me and if she shows up throw it at her and run