Any of you collect basketball/football cards?

wanna talk on the phone about it? sorry I meant baseball/baseball cards

I love big burly men in tight pants all sweaty like how marco wants me, I am so straight I collect photographs of these fine gentlemen and masturbate to them

you like Bears ah

yes

I had Yu-Gi-Oh! cards

I played magic the gathering when I was like 15 with my upstairs neighbors who were gang members and one skinny white dude whose room was full of boxes of magic cards literally at least a hundred thousand cards one of them went to jail and they were joking about him sucking dicks there