Last Circumcision - a conscious rock parody from the alienware vaults circa 2015 (trigger warning for americans, happy 9/11!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOTnAL00DyM
Cut my penis into pieces
This is it's last real sensation[1]
Circumcision, no consent
Don't give a fuck that it reduces sensitivity by 75 percent[2]
*baby crying sounds effects*
This operation kills 117 Americans a year[3]
*baby crying sounds effects*
Cut my penis into pieces
Never get back the sensation[4]
Circumcision, no consent
Don't give a fuck that it increases medical complications by 55 percent[5]
Do they even care that I didn't get anesthesia?[6]
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I cut my son when he's born
Chances are that I might
Mutilation out the womb
Because I'm experiencing cognitive dissonance[7]
'Cause I'm losing my foreskin, cuttin' my dong
Wish somebody would tell them it's wrong
Losing my pleasure[8], cutting my dong
Wish somebody would tell them it's wrong
I never realized the skin was spread too thin[9]
'Til it was too late and it was curved to the side[10]
Dry dick, jerking with lube and barely any feelin'[11]
And fuckinging, dear god, where do I begin?[12]
It all started when I lost my virginity
With the nasty scar she barely wanted it in her vicinity[13]
The foreskin acts as a seal to keep her juices inside[14]
So my cock just caused her chaffing with nothing to help it glide[15]
'Cause they butchered my package, it's fucking savage
Did you know the pain causes babies brain damage?[16]
And psychological baggage[17], for no advantage[18]
Did you know the pain causes babies brain damage?[19]
Trouble getting hard[20], trouble screwing hard[21]
I'm trying to think why they'd do something so mean
They say its for hygiene [22]
But that's just a meme [23]
It can even cause gangrene [24]
Is it because they use foreskins to make face cream? [25]
I... can't... give... my... girlfriend... an... orgasm... the normal way[26]
Cut my penis into pieces
This causes developmental disorder increases[27]
Circumcision, without consent
Don't give a fuck that it increases premature ejaculation by 42 percent[28]
Would I be wrong, or would I be right?
If I said it's because the Kellogg brothers[29]
Lied to early 20th century american mothers?
That this horrible emasculation
Would prevent their sons masturbation?[30]
'Cause I'm telling the truth, that's why America started it[31]
Now it's because they charge 300 dollars for the operation[32]
The health reasons are all charades, it doesn't prevent AIDS[33]
They really do charge 300 dollars for the operation[34]
It even made my penis shorter![35] Doesn't even make me last any longer![36]
I'm jerkin and I'm cryin'
WE!!!
CANT!!!
GO!!!
ON!!!
CUT!!!
ING!!!
THIS!!!
WAY!!!
Can't go on!
Cutting this way!
*baby crying sounds effects*
Circumcision's not!
Right![37]
*baby crying sounds effects*
