ewok please teach be how to be GAY

i wanna be GAY so bad but i don't know where to start

do u have money for clothes or no

do u have money for cloth? once u dress weird u will be happy and seem gay, cover all ur human parts with material, rings fake tats wigs make up colors odd stuff, bulky jackets, colored pants , just dont be normal find weird shit like my sandels have beads and trinkets on them and moddled after minimal footware whitch im into, i like night elfs from wow so i wore colored hair and elf goth like ruffled shirts with fake earings

twink tard