do you remember the first time you had sex

and when your dad pulled out to jizz in your mouth he missed because his dick hole was plugged up with your shit lol

stevey and I are virgins

no way nigga you in the club too nice

I made a pact with stompleb and I plan to stick to it

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You're too fat to fuck, have to lift up your gut to find your dick

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good thing I plan to stay a virgin, then. thanks lisa

You're welcome.

you forgot to log out, supergenius

Um no I didn't. You did thank me dipshit.

full time virgin crew 2013:

rubycalaber
clay
reno
steveyb
stompleb

we will never break out vows

Reno is not a virgin, I don't believe that.

reno is a huge fucking virgin dorb who had a shot at fucking a girl but he couldn't get an erection

I don't believe it. He must have been raped at least a dozen times. If he lived near me he would have been anyway.

that's actually a crime here in America. what rootbeer did to you would not be ok if you lived here. come to texas so I can take care of you baby

But I'm in love with ruby and reno.

I'm a born again virgin now, it's been so long.

Wish I got rape money like cag, all I got was an ipad.

you cant be a born again virgin once you've had a can of pringles inside of your vagina, lisa

lol

I have not

honest question, what can I do to change my personality so I can get a girlfriend

i don't want to be alone my entire life

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Well you are sick in the head and a sociopath. You could have a really dumb girlfriend though if you wanted, a fat ugly stupid woman.

You'd be ok if you weren't such a pathetic asshole.

so youre saying I should date you

hay girl how u doin

I only date sweethearts. If I wanted an asshole I’d have one. Good guys are harder to come by. I’m going for a walk tomorrow and am going to get fit again. Medication made me fat like you.

going for a walk down to the chip shop, she is

I don’t like being fat like you :(

yet you are fat and have been for years

Nah, a year ago I was skinny then I started taking medication and ended up fat like you’ve always been

medicine made me fat, m8y, wasn't the sheppy's pie or cakes

No it made me hungry all the time