I'm going to go to McDonalds
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I'm going to go to McDonalds
you drink alone :(
would buy you a few pints of fosters or kangroo jacks or what ever the fuck you drink over there if i could
I didn't know I was drunk enough until security escorted me out of the bar
I had only paid for 2 drinks but drank about 200 or something
*smokes joint*
I tell ya, alcohol is very very bad stuff
lisa what did you do to get kicked out of a backwater asutlirain bar ,lol it must have been something really bad
I just took the escort out as a sign that I had drunk enough now.
I was picking up all the hot girls and they were giving me drinks, especially the ones that decided they were too drunk to drink their drink
no-one believed that I was 35 years old but it's true
*checks the math*Quote:
Originally Posted by ObedientGirl69
yeah about that
my guess is either you started yelling at someone or everyone or where stealing there drinks or where getting grabby and molesting people, and then they asked you nicely to leave
Its like afternoon in austalia there hot girls go to the club's at night. Only alcoholics and old pple are at the bar in the afternoon
lisa what is the bar you hang out at called it's it called the rusty quokka
bitch you're so dumbQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
it's 11am
I have no idea what time it was when I was escorted from the bar after drinking your body weight in alcohol
but I got there after 11pm after polishing off 4 drinks
would love to get super drunk with lisa and cag at the same time, that's my dream basically
yeah yeah
I was picking fights again
how many tossers and shovel face slags did you punch in the face lisa
heh
I couldn't for the life of me focus on any prick because some of the bitches were so hot lol and I felt a mixture of maternal instinct and lesbianism for some of them
you should have punched them in there cunts and then fiddled with there bits ,, two birds with one stone lisa
I refrained from actually punching anyone... I think... my mouth would have run off plenty enough... oh well can't have done too much damage, was only security and not the cops that escorted me out and truthfully it was just as well because I only meant to go for a couple of drinks and if I had drank anymore I would be dead or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
sometimes it's just too complicated to pick up when you're bisexual
I've totally fucked a bitch in the "ladies" toilet of a pub before
yep.
The other "ladies" who walked in were kind of shocked lol
lisa, what kind of ugly bush pigs do take home to fondle?
do they comment on that strong urine smell coming from your carpet?
the only guy who had a proper crack at me last night I decided was too young
damn my foolish morals, he was old enough to be in a bar
but ugh
anyway drunken excursion over... gonna wait now until I haven't got alcohol in my blood and go get Maccas
I think a nap may help
wtf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
also cag looks super bogan in that pic
would totally pick a fight with her at the pub or call her "shazza" and slap her around the "ladies" toilet.
Did you end up getting fucked up the ass or what
shazza bitches, think they can step to this, pls niggger ever heard of a little web fourm called emineiene.dotcom
lisa check your pm's :wink:
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
No, not this time.... at least not my knowledge
There's always next time
how are you people still reading more than one lisa post a week