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lol ok
my dog could be an Instagram model
Is that your dog?
Want to see my big toe break dance?
https://i.postimg.cc/fb5QnfTv/0-E2-B...6-ABFD0-CF.gif
That used to gross my ex out
I should post one double joint a day, I have a few
Like say “wow” or “that’s gross”.... say SOMETHING about it, I’m dislocating it FFS
I don’t know, you try to impress people by making a gif of your dislocating toe and you get nothing
not unless it's cameltoe
My big toe is hypnotizing you
Yeah that's why we were together for 7 years, because everything about me grossed him out.
He also hated the inside of eyelids so I would pull my eye open to expose the inside of the lid and touch him with my toe while I dislocated it..... because I'm sexy like that
You said it was 5 years before. Stop making stuff up and take care of your e-mommy
What? I'm talking about the fiance I was with for 7 years, I've had more than one.
Fuck you're a retard
Yeah, one of them was some broke dick retard who used you as a cum mat
thighs?
Let's repeat the same shit over and over until my brain resets from a new combination of psychiatric drugs that keep me from being confined to a padded room the remainder of my life
Ask wendy for his scraggy haggy thighs, he’s got no takers
My milky thunder chops are not for you
You never had any dice