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you mean SEXY!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
he's very handsome. I'm going to Diamond Adult World today. What should I buy? I need water-based lube, massage oils, and then something to surprise my boyfriend with. He's bringing me halibut tonight and he's gonna cook it up in little kabobs for me. ^__^
Just grab a handful of bags to put over your head
diamond adult world doesn't sell bags, they sell sex stuff. they'd even have something there even for you since its obvious you don't have a sex or social life. Might help with your loneliness.
and they are open until 11pm!!!! ^__^ Thinking about buying some fuzzy cuffs. My boyfriend is slightly socially awkward and doesn't really assert himself so I need to teach him to be more dominate because that's what I'm into, I can tell he is too because when he tells me to shut off a light or whatever, its an order and not a request which is fucking hot.
I'm sorry, Josh, I guess rubynet and 2fjs kinda count as a social life, but that's the extent of your interactions wwith other people.
Why the fuck would i want to have interactions with other people when other people are fucking idiots like you are? Hell the only sex life you've ever been proven to have ever had was with marco
Get a dildo cuz his dick is so small lolQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
im a virgin. the only sex ive ever achieved is efucking a fat old lizardQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
soudns about right
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
I'm gonna finger you then smell my fingers. they will smell like matzah balls.
Do you want me to leave your internet girlfriend alone or something?
no. I want to come live with you in the Canadian Wilderness.