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Sleep walking stories
I can type about probably 3 or so known events of myself sleepwalking.....
The most recent was only about a month ago.... retrospect allows me to remember exactly what I did and I woke up during my little sleep walk escapade so I'll tell you this one because nothing really bad happened....
So I'm in like this dream state and I think I need to escape and "follow the light" so I go out my back door and look around for some light... I see light over the fence so I start climbing fences and wandering through backyards and industrial properties... I climbed a barbed wire fence too which left me with a nasty scratch on my leg that is still healing... Anyway so it's like the middle of the night and I'm climbing fences and through random yards following whatever light caught my glimpse.... the point where I wake up and realise what I'm doing... I had wandered into the car shop yard and was walking towards the garage floor because there was a light in there.... all of a sudden I realise where I am and I also realise that I'm just standing in the car shop under a light in the middle of the night with my pants fallen down around my ankles... I kept still while I computed what the fuck I was doing... I then pulled up my pants and was for a moment concerned that I could get caught trespassing with my pants down, literally... I was also surrounded by large barbed wire fences... I decided that I had gotten that far without any serious damage or being caught so I very stealthily made my way back the way I had came, over the fences and yards and back to my place where I finally went back inside and put myself to bed.
However it is not out of the question that security cameras have caught me climbing over barbed wire fences and standing in the car shop with my pants down at my ankles not doing anything in particular just climbing the fence... Wandering into the car shop and standing there under the light with my pants around my ankles.
I don't even know if I was wearing shoes... I assume I wasn't because every other time I know I've sleep walked I was not wearing shoes.
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I might grace you with a couple of other stories... One is harmless.... the other is gross.
I'll see how I feel later.
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I tend to sleep walk during times of great stress in my life.
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Because dp says I'm a prostitute who exchanges sex for money or goods I was probably just turning up to pay for my car getting fixed.
