How do I get this coke bottle out of my butthole?

pls help

Shove another one up there and hopefully it'll shatter the first one

Should've had a pepsi

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Originally Posted by Wendy <3

Shove another one up there and hopefully it'll shatter the first one

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Well I tried that and it got the glass out but the busted bottle made my asshole bleed all over the floor and now my mom's mad at me. I shoved a bunch of tampons in my butt to stop the bleeding but it hurts really bad. Gonna shoot up some meth now to ease the pain.

you sure do try a lot

One guy shoves bottles up his ass and some meth head shoves cans in her cunt

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you sure do try a lot

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The only thing I'm trying is lots of meth.

you haven't tried being funny or interesting

How do you stop posting like a cringey 8 year old edge lord who just discovered the internet is the question you should be asking yourself shoohsks

Who cares it's a dead forum I can do what I want

why would you want to post like a cringey 8 year old edge lord who just discovered the internet

I thought you were a military person or something why did you lie

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why would you want to post like a cringey 8 year old edge lord who just discovered the internet

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Why would you spend time on a dead forum? There is no answer, only more meth.

Edgy AF METH

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Originally Posted by Skooks

Why would you spend time on a dead forum? There is no answer, only more meth.

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I've been here for 13 years and have friends here. I spent 0 minutes of that time posting like a cringey 8 year old edge lord who just discovered the internet

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Originally Posted by maks

I've been here for 13 years and have friends here. I spent 0 minutes of that time posting like a cringey 8 year old edge lord who just discovered the internet

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Why do my posts upset you so much? It seems the forum members take it personally. I wouldn't care if literally the entire forum wasn't 8 year old edgey cringe humour, but it is. It's the hypocrisy that baffles me. Nobody here is as funny as they think they are and nobody here actually cares about the forum. Nobody makes insightful or thoughtful posts, literally ever member exclusively posts 8 year old cringe humour. Including you, actually, so you are lying about yourself to make yourself look better to the literally 5 other people who use this board.


You all really truly are on the autism spectrum, inability of self reflection is a hallmark symptom of the disorder.

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Originally Posted by Skooks

Why do my posts upset you so much? It seems the forum members take it personally. I wouldn't care if literally the entire forum wasn't 8 year old edgey cringe humour, but it is. It's the hypocrisy that baffles me. Nobody here is as funny as they think they are and nobody here actually cares about the forum. Nobody makes insightful or thoughtful posts, literally ever member exclusively posts 8 year old cringe humour. Including you, actually, so you are lying about yourself to make yourself look better to the literally 5 other people who use this board.


You all really truly are on the autism spectrum, inability of self reflection is a hallmark symptom of the disorder.

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i'm not gonna read that even tho my name is in it

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Originally Posted by Skooks

Why do my posts upset you so much? It seems the forum members take it personally. I wouldn't care if literally the entire forum wasn't 8 year old edgey cringe humour, but it is. It's the hypocrisy that baffles me. Nobody here is as funny as they think they are and nobody here actually cares about the forum. Nobody makes insightful or thoughtful posts, literally ever member exclusively posts 8 year old cringe humour. Including you, actually, so you are lying about yourself to make yourself look better to the literally 5 other people who use this board.


You all really truly are on the autism spectrum, inability of self reflection is a hallmark symptom of the disorder.

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you sure do get mad a lot

I can't see any of that guys posts and seeing them quoted makes me think I made the right decision, in adding him to my field of ignorance

Someone took a serious and it was trolled

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Originally Posted by Wendy <3

Someone took a serious and it was trolled

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idioting by a mean reason

who know in 2019 we'd still have frontpage fags coming through