“The one thing I don’t want on my record is pimping,” said my pimp.
It’s not that difficult, having a pimp-free record. Step one: don’t be a pimp. Step two: repeat step one.
You have to kinda work to be a pimp. It’s not something that suddenly happens, an opportunity that falls into your lap by chance.
Oops, I’m a pimp.
If you didn’t want it on your record, you shouldn’t have done it. But you did do it, and now it’s on your record, and that’s not my fault.
It is not my fault. I didn’t ruin you, I didn’t ruin your reputation, I didn’t ruin your future, I didn’t fuck your life. You did. You did that, I just reported you for doing it and now you’re paying the price. That’s not on me.
Don’t want pimping on your record? Don’t be a fucking pimp. It’s pretty easy to avoid.
