theory: lisa is a sex slave in the basement of shermans trailer attached to a virtual reality

lisa was tricked into returnimg to america after rootbeer went to australia to groom her. she was chained up, drugged and immobilized then attached to a virtual reality in which she believes she exists in her home in australia and posts on internet forums all day. her volunteer service phones regularly and cancels her "shift" every single time. powerful amnesiac drugs do not let her understand that every day of the simulation is he same- note her incredibly repetitive posts here.

meanwhile sherman rapes her oririces with his small filthy penis and beats her body with coconuts . lisa has bore him several kids already and she isnt even aware of this.

I am 100% positive he beats her body with coconuts. wouldn't you? I would

Lisa would never birth even one if Sherman's children, her body would sense the presence of another life in her and her selfishness would abort the foetus

sherman's really embraced the whole micvhigan thing I'll bet he drives a diesel superduty extended cab with stacks and blows coal on prius drivers

how do you become a man who breeds insects and participates in coconut smashing competitions I want an autobiography

has lisa ever left australia? she probably won''t even be able to get a visa to come to the US or a passport in the first place

Retards

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Originally Posted by internutt

note her incredibly repetitive posts here.

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Originally Posted by maks

how do you become a man who breeds insects and participates in coconut smashing competitions I want an autobiography

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the rootbeast is a genuinely weird and interesting guy. I like him

Irony

He smashes bricks with his hand now

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Originally Posted by m0nde

the rootbeast is a genuinely weird and interesting guy. I like him

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that;s what I'm saying. I would read the shit out of his autobiography I might even finance a movie adaptation starring zach galafinackis

costarring female changeling as lisa

https://i.imgur.com/4p5PgxD.jpg

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Originally Posted by maks

costarring female changeling as lisa

https://i.imgur.com/4p5PgxD.jpg

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LOL

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Originally Posted by Bev.

LOL

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Fuck off clay

Stop using Bev’s account

clay's never typed LOL in his life. that was legitimately bev, she LOL'd because my joke was funny, because you really do look like a late 80's facelift

LOL

Wrong account

donnie was never real just a part of the simulation.

LOL