If you could kick one poster in the throat who would it be?

like, not who do you hate, but who would be the most fun to kick in the throat? the best experience

plug drugs - hate him. he'd probably drop into a fetal position and cry
stompleb - same reasons as plug drugs
cody - same reasons as plug drugs
siburke939 - because he googles his name sometimes and I want his opinion on all of this
clay - would definitely fight back, and I'll bet it would be a hell of a brawl because he's always drunk and sugar high from all the bite size snickers
ramen - same reasons as clay
internut - would kick me back equally hard and give me a recipe for chicken and rice
cag - will tell me a story about a stripper who got knifed in front of her, actually say "ell oh ell" in real life, then spend 2 hours bragging about how mundane she is these days
m0nde - would force 18 memes about it and call me brah a lot
rootbeer - would deliver a 40 minute speech about what an asshole I am for doing that. he would threaten to kick my ass every 12 seconds but never actually follow through on it
dp - would successfully convince me that I'd actually kicked myself
stevey - would pretend he likes being kicked in the throat and explain that this makes him better than me
desolation - would get really emotional and make me feel guilty for kicking a girl
reno - same reasons as desolation
wendy - would go get the chainsaw

I have no idea what marco would do. It wouldn't be funny.
garfield - same reasons as marco
eewok - same reasons as marco

bgd would start dating my mother

lisa for so many reasons

teknorat would start dating my mother, and then murder her

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lisa for so many reasons

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wouldn't be my first choice. lisa's boring, she'd act like lisa and then I'd have to be around her while she's acting like lisa. I get enough of that on the forum.

I'd pick lisa if I could kick her in the throat until she passed out. that's a different list.

she would spazz out and fight back the most, she threw rootbeer though a glass shower door and she was only like 100 pounds at the time

lily's on that list too but it would only take one kick

kent - well kent is another wildcard, on the one hand he's an old retarded pervert, on the other hand he's an ex navy seal and he killed hundreds of people in vietnam. probably he'd call me a nazi and post some pictures of shemales

nugget - for being a 2 faced liar

who the hell is nugget

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steveyToday at 7:29 PM
reply to http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=215384 with imagine being so angry and also such a pussy that you have to fantasize about harming people and not even irl at that internet people that are nice and safely far away

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steveyrage

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who the hell is nugget

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The person who told stevey to stay away from this forum but be still reads the forum constantly it appears

ruby

Nugget made 30 terrible posts here all in caps and lurks everyday now

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=11196


I thought Steve was all about comedy posting but he has a girlfriend with a hamster avatar who makes all cap lock posts that are super non


Steven straighten yourself out

if i kivked loonie in the throat he'd record it and make a 5 minute frootyloops electropoop track out of it and post it on bandcamp

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ruby

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=11196


I thought Steve was all about comedy posting but he has a girlfriend with a hamster avatar who makes all cap lock posts that are super non


Steven straighten yourself out

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That was a real person? I thought it was someone's shitty alt

I thought it was ant alt too. But if you tell me that's pissjuhs, I guess I can force myself to see it

so it's a shitty pissjugs alt

piss jugs - would make a shitty alt about it
camoron - same reason as pissjugs

you're dead ass wrong about me you ginger shut in

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you're dead ass wrong about me you ginger shut in

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you gonna make it twou taimes squah sept 5th twunty twunty?

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you gonna make it twou taimes squah sept 5th twunty twunty?

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Give me a good ramen recipe using pork belly, lemon grass, and no egg

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Give me a good ramen recipe using pork belly, lemon grass, and no egg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW21lp833Vo

Do you think fresh grated ginger would pair well with lemon grass and pork belly in ramen?

https://media.timeout.com/images/105.../472/image.jpg

look i grew up always respecting the new yoak style slice but im seeing so much gay "mohammad's pizza and shawarma" style 1$ slice bullshit im about to deadass take it the fuck back

everyone around here swears new haven style is the best because it's misshapen and burned. I disagree, fuck pepe's.