I need money for an expedition to the south pole so I can find the abdominal snowman, suck his dick and get a mouthful of his cum which I will try and put in a jar, I will most likely get mauled to death while I am sucking his dick but I still need to try
I'm old fashioned, I like to wait for a nice blustery day, build my own snowman and suck its dick
since yeti cum is quite rare I expect it to be quite valuable, if I survive sucking the yetis dick when I find him
rare doiesn't mean valuable though. it's worth nothing if you can't find a buyer, and harvey firestein is dead
Bad reason
after i get paid $$$$$ from the yeti cum(if i don't get mauled by the yeti while i'm trying to suck his dick for yeti cum) i am going to head to the pacfic northwest and find bigfoot, and suck his dick, for bigfoot cum
sounds reasonable
when I have both bigfoots and the yetis cum, I am going to travel to Scotland and impregnate the lock ness monster, I will then steal the lochness monster/yeti/bigfoot egg and hatch it, imprinting myself as its mother, it will then grow up and I will easily be able to suck its dick to get all the cum out with out getting mauled
Weirdo
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why did you need to sully my sucking mythical anmails dick thread with some sick kiddie shit cag
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big foot might be a lady look at those tits, that would throw a real monkey wrench in my plan
I have a photo of a yeti in the snow
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...f_K74McDZEzQep
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I can’t fix that post sorry lisa