~Feliz Navidad~
I wanna wish you A MeRry Christmas’s from the bottom of my heart! <3
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~Feliz Navidad~
I wanna wish you A MeRry Christmas’s from the bottom of my heart! <3
merry christmas
Did job give you a glock 42 for home protection?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cag.
cags purple dildo
she sucks the joice off of it fyi
no but he gave me some irish sunglasses
oh boy dp is gonna love that it's so ironic!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cag.
cag if jon is beating you, you need to divorce him and take half of his shit, I will.marry you and only beat you when my football team does not.make the playoffs and blame.it on having too much to drink
Poor cagQuote:
Originally Posted by Cag.
yeah poor me :'(
Will I be forced to split community property 50/50 with my spouse?
Not exactly. Texas is not a 50/50 community property state. The Texas Family Code requires a just and right division of community property. Judges may divide 55/45 or 60/40 if they see bad behavior on one side, or if there are fault grounds (adultery, cruelty, etc.), or if there is disparity in earning capabilities.
“For example, if one spouse is a homemaker who didn’t finish college and her husband makes a sizeable income, she might walk away with a larger share of the community estate, especially if adultery or cruelty by the other spouse is involved. On the other hand, if you have two spouses who make the same amount of money with no fault grounds, they may end up with a 50/50 ruling depending on other factors,” Christine says.
dafuq?Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
cag gets beaten daily by her husband and is a house slave with no education she can divorce jon and take all his money and stuff
i just dont get the logic in that, wow juden-law is fucking weird to a pagan mind like mine
work really fucking hard and do well, you need to get punished more
jon will probably beat me when he sees how much money i spent today on active wear. gotta new gym membership looking forward to using the hydromassage chair and the tanning booth
guess i better clean the entire house before he gets home to beat me
i drank 2 miami cola bangs and now my face is bright red from all the niacin
I never understood the need for a glock 42Quote:
Originally Posted by Cams Purple Lambo
as in market demand
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Originally Posted by juji
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Originally Posted by Cag.
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Originally Posted by m0nde
XXXtra small handsQuote:
Originally Posted by Dustin
It's not even an inch shorter than a 43 thoQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
ironically it's harder to shoot than a lot of larger handguns. buddy has one and his wife kept making it jam because her grip wasn't tight enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dustin
gets behind litrally any female with a gun "you gotta squeeze the butt real hard cause this thing kicks like a mule. aww yeah, ok tighter, yeah, ok" BLAMO. "ungh was it good for you too?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Cams Purple Lambo
cag i will buy your active wear from you for twice what you paid for it, as long as you work out in it and don't wash it before you mail it to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Cag.
dp wpuld u buy mine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum